Who sent me two anonymous "Merry Christmas" text messages? I don't know who you are, so I can't wish you a Merry Christmas back. Are you the same person who cleaned off my car and sent a card with no return address and no message inside? Are you a stalker or a secret admirer? I'm going to assume the latter, since luckily it has been all nice things, and no scary things that have happened. Let's keep it that way, please.