Honeymoon: Day 1

Hour got up: 5:00 am
Dumbass Drivers encountered: 2
Cops observed: 3
Pitchers consumed: 2
Hotel room keys needed: 4
Times crossed the south fork of the Clark River: 10, so far
Ice cream scoops eaten: 0
Bugs now memorialized on the windshield: countless
Souvenirs purchased: 1